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04/07/2010

The Pursuit of Happiness

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Happy independence day to everybody in the US. The Declaration of Independence is a remarkable document. Its preample sums it up: "We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness ". Read it twice: "pursuit of Happiness". A common critique of today's United States is that "happiness" gets confused with "property". Common wisdom says "You can't buy happiness" (while Garfield thinks you rent it). But what is happiness? Since it is mentioned as a fundamental right equal to Life and Liberty it is worth to have a look. Luckily there are sufficient words to explain the different aspects (while in German we only have one word "Glück"). Lets have a look and start with Søren Kierkegaard who is attributed with "The unhappy person is never present to themself because they always live in the past or the future". This is in line with The Buddha's teachings: "Here and Now" or the advice from the peaceful warrior: "Whenever attention wanders to regrets or anxieties, come back to the present with this reminder: Here and now, breathe and relax.". Being in the here and now you can recognise five types of happiness (in no particular order):
  • Community: Love, relationships, being with family, friends, kids and loved ones. Appreciate, foster, procreate
  • Serendipity: Opportunities, funny encounters, the lottery ticket that wins, the coin on the street. See, encounter, enjoy
  • Pleasure: The piece of chocolate, the new car, the cool beer in the hot afternoon (small doses work better than more of it). Take your time, sense, indulge
  • Flow: Challenge yourself, leave your comfort zone. Flow, grow
  • Bliss: Beauty of nature, the unexpected smile, connected to the creator. Endure the silence, experience nature, be - don't act (the Chinese would say 无为 - Wu Wei)
(adopted from Glück kommt selten allein .. by Eckart von Hirschhausen).
Serendipity is the most unreliable, pleasure the easiest to achieve and the first to turn shallow, flow the gate to bliss and community the foundation and goal. The Buddha for a reason offers refuge to "Buddha, Dharma, Sangha" (The Enlightened One, the teachings and the community).

Happy independence day!

28/06/2010

The pattern behind self-deception

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Nice summary why it is so easy to believe in something.

(found here)

26/06/2010

There's a storm coming, Harry

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Thanks to an article in the OMG Ubuntu blog I'm using the Real-time Sunlight Wallpaper. It updates my screen background every 30 minutes with a current satellite picture. Casually glancing at the background I saw this (around 1500GMT):
Is that a hurricane
Hagrid would say "There's a storm coming, Harry" and if I'm not very wrong in my geography that one is heading toward Hawaii.

22/06/2010

Boys and their toys IX

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Photo frame meets DECT phone:
Alcom APD 7100 cordless phone
Do I want one - maybe the manual will tell?

05/06/2010

Busy Day Ahead - Shanghai World Expo 2010

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Official Expo Map
I will need a foot massage after this.
Update: My impressions:

04/06/2010

Wer den Schaden hat spottet jeder Beschreibung

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The biggest man made environmental catastrophy in the US brings out irony even in US based companies (I suspect they have foreign talent in their ranks)
We're bringing oil to American shores.
We're bringing oil to American shores.

While we are on it, how do you like this tag line: "Have a blast" (would apply to them too)

30/04/2010

Boys and their toys VIII

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Segway is soooo yesterday (you can tell, they even put up shop in Singapore. The new kid in town is called Orbis Urban Mobility Vehicle

The big differences to the Segway: only one wheel and it is light and foldable.

Now if that one would come in Yellow!
(via Yanko Design

21/03/2010

What type of Engineer is god?

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A mechanical, an electrical, a chemical and a civil engineer fell into an argument what kind of engineer god would be. Using man, the crown of god's creation as an example each of the engineers argued his case. The mechanical engineer explained: "Look at the skeleton, the joints, the spine and the delicate balance it is capable of. God must be a mechanical engineer". "Wait a second" replied the electrical engineer. "Look at the nervous system, the eyes and the brain, that is electrical engineering at its best. God must be an electrical engineer". The chemical engineer stated: "The digestive system, the blood circulation, the liver, the lungs and the intestines are the best of the best in chemical engineering. God must be a chemical engineer". The civil engineer smiled: "You are all wrong. Of course god is a civil engineer". Astonished the other engineers demanded him to explain.

06/03/2010

Boys and their toys VII

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The good Movie Bag is loosing shape and SWMBO insists on replacement. SoI had a look at Varier:
Varier Gravity

28/02/2010

Quote collection

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A collection of quotes I like:
  • Thomas T. Nagle:
    Sustainable cost advantages are realized not by constant belt tightening,
    but by the efficient use of resources
  • Edsger Dijkstra
    It is never enough to satisfy your own intellect (since it will be laid in your grave with you), but one must teach others, to use their mind.
    The more one focuses on these two tasks, the faster one realized that they are the two sides of one coin:
    Who teaches himself, discovers what can be taught
  • Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
    • If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders.
      Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.
    • As for the future, your task is not to foresee it, but to enable it
    • You know you've achieved perfection in design,
      not when you have nothing more to add,
      but when you have nothing more to take away
    • It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.
      What is essential is invisible to the eye.
  • Anonymous
    For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
  • Nathaniel Borenstein
    The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents
  • Alan Cooper
    Most people know more about how the Vatican works than what programmers do.
  • Albus Dumbledore
    You have to choose between what is right and what is easy, ... because what is easy is often not right.
  • Derek Bok (a former President of Harvard)
    If you think education is expensive - try ignorance
  • Linus Thorwald during the Lotus Devcon 1999
    If you love somebody - set them free
  • CenterGate Research Group, LLC
    Technology so advanced, even we don't understand it!
  • Leonardo da Vinci
    Poor is the pupil who does not surpass their Master.
  • Soren Kierkegaard
    The unhappy person is never present to themself because they always live in the past or the future.
  • The Koran
    They deserve paradise who make their companions laugh.
  • Lao Tzu
    • As for the best leaders, the people do not notice their existence.
      The next best, the people honor and praise.
      The next, the people fear, and the next the people hate.
      When the best leader's work is done, the people say, 'We did it ourselves'
    • A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step
  • Shi Quin
    When you gaze at the cloudless sky, you either see the emptiness of the sky (xu1kong1) or the emptiness of your heart
  • Hugh MacLeod
    Choosing an easy live rarely ends up with much of either.

15/02/2010

Boys and their toys VI

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It is a public holiday here in Singapore, so I can catch up with blog reading while the gentlemen are busy to collect hong bao (red packets). The Mobile World Congress in Barcelona is on with a lot of new toys:
Samsung I8520 Halo (Picture from Heise)
The Samsung I8520 Halo running on Android with an integrated projector

Sony Ericsson X10pro
Sony Ericsson X10/X10pro

More coverage at Heise (German), Engadget and elsewhere

11/02/2010

Augmeted (Hyper)reality - brain still needed?

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Amazing visualisation of hyper reality. Something to look forward to or to be scared of. It's in the eye of the beholder.

Augmented (hyper)Reality: Domestic Robocop from Keiichi Matsuda on Vimeo.

Via TheNextWeb

02/02/2010

When reality catches up with fiction

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Walking military vehicles were a novelty in the earlier Starwars® and I always wondered what are they good for other than stumble over rebel wires.

Now Boston Dynamics is actually building them (and they are much smarter than me, so they know what they are good for):




Boston Dynamics has a wide range of really kewl robots and it probably is fun to work there, even if some of the robots are outright creepy and really small.

12/01/2010

Boys and their toys V

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I want one:
ultimate rubber band minigun/chaingun
It is part of the Lego Mindstorms Universe and comes with instructions and plenty of inspirations. Since Robotics is a CCA I have the perfect excuse to buy.

08/01/2010

Boys and their toys IV

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I want one
2010-Moto Guzzi Griso 1200 8V SE
Update: fixed the picture, yes comes with vouchers for ambulance, sample wills and divorce lawyers

06/01/2010

Boys and their toys III

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I want one:
Parrot flying drone
It flies via your iPhone. Remember that old Bond movie where he drives with a phone as wireless steering? Driving a car with a Nokia 9300i seems lame in comparison.

21/12/2009

Ski Holidays in Adelboden Switzerland

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The next stop on our XMas Europe tour is Adelboden in Switzerland. If you are into Ski World Cup, you might know Adelboden for their world cup races. The next one being in 9/10 January 2010. We stay at a private guest house Adelbed. The owners Angelika and Ruedi go a great length to make us feel like family. A highly recommended place to stay. Of course our main attraction is skiing. Since is is new to Anthony and Ernest and has been 20 years for me, we started with some ski lessons. Robert and Jakob our ski trainers yesterday and today did an excellent job and we had tons of fun.
Day 2 of our Ski lessons
Skiing in the cold weather makes hungry and we enjoy Swiss specialties like Rivella, Kaesspatzen, Roesti, Trockenfleisch and tons of Swiss Cheese.

20/12/2009

Web Site Design - Singlish Edition

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Web designers are from Mars, customers are from Venus. There is a hilarious Singlish take on this. Enjoy.

Of course there is more to customer relations

18/12/2009

Snow ride and Hertz customer service

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The gentlemen are having a good time. We had our first sledge ride after a 1.5 hour climb up to the Drehhütte which is run by one of my relatives. Downhill was a little faster (about 20 minutes)
SnowRide.JPG
To travel around we rented a car from Hertz in Munich. The sales assistant at the Hauptbahnhof was very helpful and we got a Opel Zafira (a car that won't make it onto my favourite list any time). The guys at the service station weren't. It turned out, that there weren't any winter tires mounted as promised (which I figured only after we starting sliding on a snowy road). When I called the hotline the lady wasn't helpful at all. "I can't do anything about it, are you sure the tires are wrong" and so on. Finally she patched me through to the Hertz station in Füssen. This station is run by Mr. Braun and his wife. He was the exact opposite to the hotline. We exchanged phone numbers and within a short while he called back with a solution. He helped me to find a gas station instead of charging the day-robbery Hertz refill fee and made sure I feel comfortably at any time. Highly recommended customer service.

09/12/2009

The books you read the stuff you know

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I see customers a lot. Business people, IT people, sales people and sane people. Since I'm not an IT graduate small talk often turns to the source of my knowledge. "Study hard, play hard" is the opener I usually use. While the internet has taken over as dominant source, I still fancy books and have collected some over the past few years. When I moved to Singapore 10 years ago, I left most of them behind, so I had to rebuild my library. In the section "Computer and Internet" I have currently 64 items which you are welcome to review.
I'll add other books about business and leisure some time in the future. So stay tuned.

08/12/2009

XPages - the full documentation

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As seen on Geek and Poke.

05/12/2009

Boys and their toys II

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Do I want one?

While announced in January you now can actually see the watch in shopping windows (I had to stare at it at Hong Kong Airport's Duty Free mall). It looks much better in black and it isn't oversized (at leat not for my wrist). Interestingly the main LG site does not know about the GD910 while results on Google are plenty and colorful. The irony of the LG wrist watch? The knock offs (with things like dual SIM support) were in the market first. Now if they had SyncML or ActiveSync.

04/12/2009

Boys and their toys

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I want one:

If only drivers here would be less reckless.

14/10/2009

Leadership, DaoDeChing and Technology

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Currently I'm participating in IBM leadership training. Naturally leadership is a hotly discussed topic during the training (which is an interesting mix of online and physical meeting). I'm a big fan of the DaoDeChing and its advice on leadership (verse 17 and verse 66):

The best rulers are scarcely known by their subjects;
The next best are loved and praised;
The next are feared;
The next despised:
They have no faith in their people,
And their people become unfaithful to them.

When the best rulers achieve their purpose
Their subjects claim the achievement as their own.


For IT people there is a translation into our reality (part of The Unix Power Classics):

The greatest project leaders hardly make their presence known.
Next best are those who are loved and honoured.
Next come those who are feared.
Next the PHBs*, who are despised.
The demand to be trusted is not enough; indeed, it finds no trust.

The true leader shuts up and shows us the code.

Then when the tasks are accomplished,
  and the project is complete,
  all the contributors say,
  "We did it ourselves."


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* = Pointy Haired Boss

09/10/2009

Original Wiener receipt rediscovered!

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I knew you couldn't trust those sausages

30/09/2009

New Desk for my Study

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With the help of Richard and Tony I found out, that the material I'm looking for is called hardwood plywood (the image shows 10 layers). Now I had to design the table. This is what I came up with (using Google SketchUp:
Design Study for Study table
I'd like to keep things simple, so the plywood sheets would be just waxed or clear painted and wall mounted using metal triangles (you can see one sticking out on the left). The sheets would have a nice finish at the edges like the picture below.
Plywood furniture quality

Now I need to find a carpenter who can do that. My kitchen guy unfortunately doesn't have the quality of wood I'm looking for (other than that: he did a real good job in our kitchen).
Update: As Nick suggested - Rubber Wood would work too!
Rubber wood seems to be more popular here
Update: It seems rubber wood is used for kitchen table tops and only comes up to 65cm wide. I would consider rearranging the layout to have a 10cm stripe of something else at the back (maybe a stripe of perforated sheet or ?). When you look at the edges of the wood, you can see, that the edges are not 90 degree, but rounded. Makes it more pleasant when resting one's arm on them. There are three potential forms which are listedt in the sequence of my preference:
Having are more professional edge for a desk

26/09/2009

Lazyweb: What is the correct translation for "Multiplex Platte"?

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My study is equipped with two Ikea Jerker computer desks. The Jerkers were great as long as SWMBO and I were the only constant users. However now "The Gentlemen" use the equiment increasingly often, so the Jerkers have to go and make space to a bespoke solution. Being a carpenter's brother I have direct access to good advice (unfortunately too far away for actual work). We decided on make and material. Then I hit the wall: What is the correct English translation of "Multiplex Platte"? It is a layered plywood panel, but I only got a blank look from the local carpenter I asked here. So I have tow questions: What is the correct English translation and (for my Singapore readers): where can you get them in Singapore?

14/09/2009

Mini Sun Power Saver - How Real is Real?

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Over the weekend I took a stroll over Singapore's premier consumer electronics and IT fair Comex 2009. Besides the usual suspects like all the big brands in PCs, printers, cameras and TVs one can find curiosities and strange things. One of them was the "Mini Sun Power Saver" aggressively marketed by the H2H group. The flyer claims it can reduce domestic power consumption by 30% and stabilise your power supply. The strange part here is, that you just plug the device into a socket. So it sits in parallel to other consumers. The sellers claim the savings effect is due to the stabilisation of the power flow weeding out spikes and irregularities. The picture they use shows a zigzag line which isn't entirely accurate for AC, which is a sinus wave. Also the label reads "German's technology" which is at least a grammatical error. So out the question to the lazy web: Can anyone explain how exactly such a device would work (some complicated formulas are OK for me) and/or if it is just a repackaged snake-oil variant?
Update: CASE (our SG consumer watchdog) thinks it is Snakeoil.

22/08/2009

Do I want one?

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Christmas season is coming, the mobile contract is up for renewal. So I'm device hunting. This looks promising (full Linux):

On the other hand. My favorite China-fake-phone-chipset supplier has recently published a Android capable chipset and once you get used to TV and dual sim card the phones are actually nice:

(did I mention that I'm used to use beta quality software only).

08/07/2009

Gangsters, Thugs, Thiefs and Media Users

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I like movies. My family and I go to the cinema quite often (a movie is only half the fun without the coke and the popcorn) and we own quite a number of VCDs and DVDs. What p****s me off more and more: in every movie I get a advertisement about how bad "burning movies" is. Every DVD starts with an FBI warning telling me: "Hey you spend your money with us, but we tell you you probably are a thug". Grab any DVD from a Bangkok street vendor and you are not bothered by advertisement you can't skip or a warning about your obvious criminal intend. I don't mind to pay for media I watch, but I very much mind being called a potential criminal after I actually paid due to greed (?) of the media industry. Economy of abundance anyone?

23/06/2009

How to be happy in business

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Bud Caddell likes bubbles just like me. He has a very compelling view How to be happy in business. It makes rounds and is available in German already. I love the graphic, I jusr didn't like the colors, so here you go:
How to be happy in business
(Click on the image for a highres version)
太棒了!

22/06/2009

Thought for the day

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When you look in the wrong direction, you don't see it coming!
When you look in the wrong direction, you don't see it coming! (Original picture here)

20/06/2009

Genting Highlands Resort Reflections

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After exploring Kuantan and Sungei Lembing we continued our personal Discover Malaysia trip to Genting Highlands Theme Park. After having seen the orginal a number of times it was obvious where Genting's inspiration came from (Wasn't there something with "flattery"). They have to practice with their website however. With NoScript active you don't see a thing. The theme park is divided into an indoor and an outdoor area (tribute to the weather here) with the indoor area actually containing a number of rides including a ferries wheel and a roller coaster. After the beach and nature in Kuantan that felt a bit creepy. But it operates well. SWMBO went - what Genting is all about - gambling and won the family dinner last night. One of my favorites are animal pictures. The body of a snake (a must have accessory over here) is muscle pure - quite a stretch target for my gym exercise.
Who is the animal and who is the human?
Of course the main attraction of any theme park are the rides. Genting has a number of them: The Corkscrew, Space Shot, Sky Venture (a body flying tower, very cool, Flying Coaster, Snow World (the only way to see snow in the tropics) and more. All of them are pretty new and feature impressive structures.
The structure of the Flying Coaster
However when you embark on a ride on the Cyclops you enjoy Malaysia's first roller coaster ever,

18/06/2009

Gartenzwerge* Chinese Edition

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Germany is well know for its Garden Dwarft culture. Now I discovered, that the Chinese too have them!
Gartenzwerg auf Chinesisch
There was more to see in that monastery garden. A collection of statues (I need to find out what they mean) that invite to contemplate.

* Garden Dwarfs.

18/06/2009

Got a torch light --- will explore

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Near Kuantan in Malaysia is the old mining town Sungei Lembing where Anthony's and Ernest's grandparents were born. The mines went out of business in the 1980ties, but the shafts are still there. Of course it is strictly forbidden and dangerous to explore them.
Anthony and Ernest as miners
When you translate "strictly forbidden and dangerous" into the languge of 2 nine year olds it awfully sounds like "fun and excitement".
The gentleman in green is Ernest Jian Long, the one in purple Anthony Bau Long.

18/06/2009

No you can't date her

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Ida Cheong
She is married and has 2 kids.

08/06/2009

Not your usual Starbucks

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Imitation is the strongest form of flattery. So a successful brand (or more accurate: excellent execution of a great idea: providing a 3rd place besides home) attracts imitators. Today at Xi'an's airport I was spotting a familiar sign, only on the second look it was quite different.
SPR Coffee at Xi'an airport.
While SPR shamelessly borrowed typeface, colour, style ideas (lights, seating or counter) and charming girls in green, they added their own style. There is full service at your table and you get a wide selection of Asian food. The coffee is good, but the late is not even close to the original.

25/05/2009

Solving (Math) Problems

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Over the weekend Anthony and I tried to figure out why his latest Math test results didn't match his grasp of Mathematics (nice way to say: he did badly and had a lot of "slips of the pen"). He loves to jump right into the calculation skipping the "Due diligence" part. So we came up with a mind map to outline the steps he needs to take. It turns out, that this map serves as a general guideline to problem solving (admitting high level). Here you go:
8 Steps to solve a math problem

20/05/2009

全体德国人是恐怖分子 - All Germans are Terrorists

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There has never been an international planned terrorist attack in Germany (we had our share of domestic terrorism). But now it became clear that Germany is housing 82 million terrorists, at least when you gauge it by the level of observation these 82 million are subjected to. See for yourself:

Du bist Terrorist (You are a Terrorist) English subtitles from lexela on Vimeo.

Via vowe

20/05/2009

I want one - 2009 Part 3

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This one:
Moto Guzzi Le Mans III
Actually: I had one when I was wearing a younger man's cloth. With the driving style in Singapore I don't see me on a motorbike any time soon.

19/05/2009

I want one - 2009 Part 2

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The designers run wild now that foldable or even textile displays are a not so distant possibility. Yanko design has a really nice one.
Mobile Internet Device

24/04/2009

I want one - 2009 Part 1

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Kyocera design phone
It is just 8 month to Christmas. The thing is called Kyocera EOS and is the current hype.

19/04/2009

Professional Traveller

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I wake up. It is Shangri-La
Not that mystical place of my dreams
but a well run hotel. Carefully
maintained beauty, flawless service.
I'm connected, my social graph is with me,
posts, tweets and sweaks try to lull me
into the illusion of closeness.
Another day, professional excellence is expected.
The keyboard has a precise pressure point,
but I'm longing for a human touch.
I loath to join the club of lonely hearts
convening at the hotel bar every night.
Memories tell me travel was exiting, ready like
a minute man heading to the airport.
Gone. The call of duty remains. I watch
in the cafes happy chatter
in languages I don't understand.
I'm the professional Traveller,
ready to go where I'm needed,
all by myself.
Loneliness my faithful companion.
What city is this?

19/04/2009

Self Portrait

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Stephan Wissel April 2009
Create your own at Mr. Picasso Head

02/04/2009

What makes a good April fools story?

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It is April fools day and we are waiting for the stories to come in. But what makes a good Aprils' fool? The story needs:
  • Within the bounds of regular reporting: This is easy for general newspapers, a little more challenging for technical publications/technical blogs
  • Plausible: A reader must think: yes that is possible
  • Disguised: Best mixed with facts, so facts and fiction melt together
  • Falsifiable: With a little effort it should become obvious (most cases: nobody else reports it)
I'm blogging for a number of years now and had more or less successful entries:
Of course: Funniness is in the eye of the beholder

16/03/2009

Tales of 2 cities

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From the "the-world-is-still-not-flat-department":
I just returned from Cambridge (MA) to Singapore. Cambridge is home both to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Harvard University. Both are without doubt world class, top standard educational institutes. On my way back home on SQ21 I read in Singapore's premier newspaper about an incident in the National University of Singapore (NUS). Students had a naked run (probably fueled by sufficient intake of socially accepted intoxicating substances) between two buildings on the campus. and are now expelled from the hostel and risk being expelled from the university too.
Switch to Harvard: Every year the night before the exams Harvard students gather at the campus at night, run around the centre court screaming at the top of their lounges - completely naked (quite a task with late winter temperatures). To participate is a question of honour.
Flat world anyone?

06/03/2009

Khet - lasers and logic

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The gentlemen have a new favorite game: Khet. After 10 minutes you understand the rules, but it will take you years to master it. For a reason Mensa (The club of really smart people) loves it. In a nutshell: you have a laser beam that you can redirect by 90 degrees using a mirror play piece:

You either can move or turn one of your pieces per turn.

Once any beam hits a pharao the game is over and the owner of the remaining pharao has won. (Download the rules)
You can buy it from Khet or Amazon or ThinkGeek
Happy playing!

22/02/2009

A Visitor from Home

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This weekend the son of an old friend is visiting us. He came back from an ANZ trip and will explore South East Asia for a while. Since he has deep roots in the German coffee culture, he is wondering if he should visit Java or Vietnam first.
So we created a little presentation and he will see important people on his trip. If you are looking for high quality coffee in Germany, look for this logo:

20/02/2009

Advertising with LinkStar?

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This arrived in my inbox today:

Hi ,

I work for Linkstar Media, a leading broker of online advertising, dealing with many thousands of independent webmasters worldwide. We currently have a client in the Telecoms industry for whom we are looking to acquire advertising from quality websites.

We've had a look at Wissel.net and think that it would be a good match for our client, whose target demographic is similar to your own.

We would be interested in purchasing advertising in the form of a text-based link on your site. To reduce unnecessary admin and hassle, we prefer to pay a fixed annual upfront fee for such advertisements. Once the ad has been placed, payment can be made quickly by PayPal or money bookers.

If you are interested, please get back to me with your rates etc. I look forward to hearing from you.

Kind regards,
Jill Green


There was some more stuff below the fold, might be a disclaimer or so, but I never bothered to scroll further down. Feels fishy. Anybody knows who they are?

10/02/2009

IBM Opposes the Buy American Provisions

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The "Buy American" provisions of the US stimulus package has caused quite a stir. The Economist likened them to the raise of long buried zombies. However there seems still the voice of reason available in all that madness. A broad coalition of US and multi-national organizations has formed expressing their concern to the president and the senate leaders. The list reads like the who is who in business: ABB, The ACE Group of Insurance and Reinsurance Companies, Advanced Micro Devices, Inc., Aerojet, Aerospace Supply, Chain Solutions, LLC, Alcatel-Lucent USA, Alticor, Inc., AgustaWestland North America Inc., Avaya Inc., Axcelis Technologies, Inc., BAE Systems, Inc., BASF Corporation, Boston Scientific Corp., Case New Holland Inc., Caterpillar Inc., Cisco Systems, Inc., Citibank N.A., Cummins Inc., Dassault Falcon Jet, Diageo PLC, The Dow Chemical Company, ESIS, Inc., EMC, Eastman Kodak Company, Finmeccanica North America, Inc., Freescale, Forsberg International Logistics, LLC, Fujitsu, General Electric Company, Hewlett-Packard Company, IBM Corporation, International Bancshares Corporation, International Bank of Commerce, ITT Corporation, John Deere, Lexmark International, Inc., Lockheed Martin Corporation, Manitowoc Company Inc., The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc., McKesson Corporation, Microsoft Corporation, NEC Corporation of America, Nestl?? USA, Nestl?? Waters North America, Nestl?? Purina Petcare, ldcastle Inc., Oracle Corporation, Panasonic Corporation of North America, PCS VacDry USA LLC, Philips Electronics North America, Pinkerton Government Services, Inc., Plantronics, Inc., The Procter & Gamble Company, SAP America, Siemens Corporation, Sony, Spirit Electronics, Inc., Stone Construction Equipment, Inc., Sumitomo Corporation, Symantec, TEREX, TIGHITCO, Inc., Teradyne, Texas Instruments Incorporated, Transact Technologies, Trimble Navigation Limited, Unilever United States, United Technologies Corporation, US Trading & Investment Company, Volvo Group North America, Windings, Inc., XOCECO USA, Xerox Corporation, The Advanced Medical Technology Association, Aerospace Industries Association, American Business Conference, American Chemistry Council, American Council of Engineering Companies, American Meat Institute, Associated Builders & Contractors, Associated Equipment Distributors, Association of International Automobile Manufacturers, Inc., Business Roundtable, The Associated General Contractors of America, The Association of Equipment Manufacturers, Brazil-U.S. Business Council, Business Software Alliance, California Chamber of Commerce, Canadian American Business Council, The Coalition for Government Procurement, Coalition of Service Industries, Computer & Communications Industry Association, Computing Technology Industry Association, Consumer Electronics Association, Consuming Industries Trade Action Coalition, Emergency Committee for American Trade, European-American Business Council, European Council of American Chambers of Commerce, Grocery Manufacturers Association, Hong Kong-U.S. Business Council, Information Technology Industry Council, International Wood Product Association, Middle East Council of American Chambers of Commerce, National Association of Foreign-Trade Zones, National Association of Manufacturers, National Defense Industrial Association, National Electronic Distributors Association, National Foreign Trade Council, Ohio Alliance for International Trade, Organization for International Investment, Retail Industry Leaders Association, Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association, Semiconductor Equipment and Materials International
Semiconductor Industry Association, Software & Information Industry Association, Technology Association of America (formerly AeA and ITAA), Technology CEO Council, Telecommunications Industry Association, United States Council for International Business, US-ASEAN Business Council, U.S.-Bahrain Business Council, U.S. Chamber of Commerce, US-China Business Council, U.S.-India Business Council, U.S.-Korea Business Council, U.S.-Pakistan Business Council, U.S.-UAE Business Council, Washington Council on International Trade.
The RIAA is absent, but that is hardly surprising.

07/02/2009

The Great Economic Crisis

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"Dire warnings of impending economic doom started being heard above the euphoric shouts of the million who had recently vaulted into the middle and upper classes. Suggestions to balance budgets and limit credit at all levels of the economy were ignored. Instead, creative effort was expended to come up with one way after another of putting more spending power in the hands of a populace that had forgotten how to say 'wait', much less 'no' to itself.
The global stock market began to sputter in January ... and there were predictions of a coming crash. But to most humans spread around the Earth ... the concept of such a crash was beyond comprehension. After all, the world economy had been expanding for over nine years, the last two at a rate unparalleled in the previous two centuries. World leaders insisted that they had finally found the mechanism that could  truly inhibit the downturns of the capitalistic cycles. And the people believed them - until early May ... three of the largest international banks announced that they were insolvent because of bad loans
."
Question to the audience: Where was this published?

07/02/2009

What Kind of Kid Were You?

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You Were an Inspired Kid
When you were a kid, you tended to see things from a unique, inventive perspective.
In class, you were either asking lots of questions or getting lost in a daydream.

You excelled at brainstorming. People were always amazed with what you came up with.
You didn't do as well with structured activities. Giving you freedom was the only way to make you shine.

02/02/2009

Global recession - where did all the money go?

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The Guardian is running an excellent story to explain the Global Financial Crisis. In a nutshell:
(Amount of Money) * (Velocity of transfer) = (Price of goods) * (Economic Output).
The velocity of transfer is slowing down much faster than the amount of money can be increased. While $1.9 trillion stimulus looks big compared to the $3.9 trillion cash in circulation, it is merely a drop in the ocean of the 290 trillion "great asset bubble" (the whole global GDP was $55 trillion only). Go read the full article.

10/01/2009

Ideas for a stimulus package (German edition)

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All over the planet government are throwing (more or less) money into their economies to get them back on track. Throwing money is easy, everybody does it. In the US president elect Obama thinks a little ahead: he realizes that a working infrastructure is bitterly needed. After all rolling power outages are an indicator of a 3rd world country. Looking towards Germany that won't work. The infrastructure is pretty good and Germany surely won't need Japanese bridges going nowhere. Some more creativity is needed. Home ownership im Germany is still low. One reason are the cost of building a house which are much higher than in countries with similar climate like Denmark or the Netherlands. A major reason are the myriads of laws, regulations and bylaws. Same applies to starting a business. So here comes my unsolicited advice:
  • Take the German tax code, pile it high and put a match to it (what a bonfire that would be). Visit smaller countries like Slovenia, Switzerland or Singapore and buy their tax laws (allow for some adjustment to fit the German federal structure, the Swiss approach looks appealing). Set the tax rates so this would be result neutral. A strong signal is send to all Citizens that this is serious, borrowing a line from the US: Change is possible. (Unfortunately public servants and tax consultants have a strong lobby and are over-represented in parliament, so it is a pipe dream)
  • Take all the public servants you don't need anymore in the ministry of finance and redeploy them. Part would take the building code and eliminate all regulations that don't have a proven track record or equivalents in other countries. Stop only once 95% of the regulations are gone. Retrain the rest to become teachers and trainers and boost the education level of just everyone who has any single of the five senses still working. After all Germans value education very highly (at least it used to be so).
  • Once the building code is cleansed take on the business regulations. Wear your Teflon underwear and carry a big stick, there are many fiefdoms who will resist you.
  • While you are on it: clean out the rest of over-regulations and re-establish a firm rule of the principle of subsidiarity (German Version)
  • In a little deviation from simplifying the tax code: give a tax break to anybody who participated in education or health improving activities (Yoga, Tai Chi and Sports in General)
  • Make it mandatory that at the end of each visit to a doctor the patient gets handed out a printed bill. While here in Singapore you have to settle the bill immediately (mayor credit cards accepted) you could still keep the settlement system you have in place. Just make it 100% clear in black and white to the patient
  • Publish all public finances on a website with business analysis tools, so they can be scrutinized for efficiency. Put a process in place for review (you have all the surplus people from the ministry of finance).
That would boost the economy with a big lever.

07/01/2009

The story of stuff

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From its extraction through sale, use and disposal, all the stuff in our lives affects communities at home and abroad, yet most of this is hidden from view. The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world. It'll teach you something, it'll make you laugh, and it just may change the way you look at all the stuff in your life forever.

24/12/2008

My Blog in 50 words

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21/12/2008

I want one - Part VI

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This time strictly for the kids. I had my stab at Elektromann. And I still remember its slogan: "Alles baut Elektromann was man mit Strom betreiben kann!"

20/12/2008

I want one - Part V

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And I thought the only vehicles the Danish were good at were Viking battle ships.

For the record: I don't own a car.

18/12/2008

I want one - Part IV

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Just watching the ZEN like concentration of Anthony playing the guitar is worth it!

16/12/2008

I want one - Part III

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I couldn't resist.

10/12/2008

I want one - Part II

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What do I tacitly acknowledge here?

08/12/2008

I want one

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Even if it is the tacit admission, that I need to get back in shape

24/11/2008

What type is that blog?

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The analysis indicates that the author of http://www.wissel.net is of the type:

INTJ - The Scientists

The long-range thinking and individualistic type. They are especially good at looking at almost anything and figuring out a way of improving it - often with a highly creative and imaginative touch. They are intellectually curious and daring, but might be pshysically hesitant to try new things.

The Scientists enjoy theoretical work that allows them to use their strong minds and bold creativity. Since they tend to be so abstract and theoretical in their communication they often have a problem communcating their visions to other people and need to learn patience and use conrete examples. Since they are extremly good at concentrating they often have no trouble working alone.


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15/09/2008

Freddie, Fannie and an old blog entry.

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Lehman Brothers files for bankruptcy, Freddie Mac and Fanny Mae have been nationalized, but in world. Seems like the financial crisis will stay with us for a while. Forclosures seem to become a hot US election topic. How many of them can be avoided if morgage payments get substantially lower. But how? Socialism anyone. If the government would own your house it could lower your payments. But wait... they do own it now and I might have been almost right, except it's not about additional consumption, but basic capital service.

The old Chinese curse holds true: "May you live in interesting times"

25/07/2008

Explaining the human condition to an eight year old

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Anthony told me: "Ernest has a girl friend now". Both have visited the Singapore Science Center multiple times to mavel at the sequence how new babies grow in a mother womb. So I felt it is time to sort a few things out with them along the lines: daddy explains how the world works. Before diving into the biological details (which I think would be a bit early) I felt explaining the confusion of feelings and finding a vocabulary would be important. I found a good starting point in the book Raising Boys: Why Boys Are Different - And How to Help Them Become Happy and Well-Balanced Men which talks about the difference between, Like, Lust and Love. So it put that into a picture.
Like-Lust-Love.png
We agreed that Like and Love is easy and that the grown-ups make a big huh-hah around everything remotely connected to Lust and that each of these three feelings has a place in the body. We also agreed that since the grown-ups make all this huh-hah it can't be that big a deal and that we will do more research into that topic when they are older. Also the three feelings are very different in nature. Like can exist on it's own, while Love mostly builds on Like (unless you got a broken heart). I didn't emphasis on "Lust can stand alone" that would be subject to later research. And once you find someone where you feel all three strongly, you want to be with that person for a very long time. "Is this why you stay with Momy?" Ernest asked. "Yes my son, this is why" I answered and with a smile Ernest went to sleep.

04/07/2008

What Superhero are you?

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Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
75%
The Flash
65%
Spider-Man
60%
Robin
55%
Superman
45%
Iron Man
45%
Wonder Woman
40%
Supergirl
40%
Hulk
30%
Catwoman
25%
Batman
20%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

30/06/2008

What Reptile Are You?

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You Are a Crocodile
You are incredibly wise and knowledgeable.
In fact, your wisdom is so deep that it sometimes consumes you.

People are intrigued by you, but you find few people intriguing.
You are not a very social creature.

You are cunning. You enjoy deceiving people a little.
You are able to find balance in your life, and you can survive anything.

28/06/2008

Bargaining Power

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My style to explore a city is to vaguely set a goal (e.g. a famous road or landmark), use public transport and let me drift through the city. So this evening I set my eye on 天安门广场. I didn't go to the Forbidden City, just stand outside, since they are closed after working hours (mental note: come back as tourist). I walked down Chan'an Avenue, well equipped with an umbrella taking in Beijing's vibes. I ended up at the Silk Street Pearl Market (That is about 3-4km distance).
It is a six story building divided in endless 2-10 square meter stores selling everything from textiles, shoes, bags, leather ware, toys, (fake) watches, jewelry, pearls and art. The sales girls on the textile floors try to trump each other in attracting customers by luring them with English as it is broken to look at stuff. If you are prepared for it, it is hilariously funny. Equipped with a calculator they invite you to bargain for their wares. Of course their initial price it at least 3 times the real sales value (more rather 4-5 times). They even assure you, that you are a nice guy and therefore didn't get another ridiculous price. I'm not very good at bargaining, but that shop could become my training ground. Once I mentioned, that my wife is Chinese (without explaining Singapore-Chinese vs. Chinese-Chinese) all prices instantly dropped by 40-50%. After buying a few things I think I learned a few lessons: even if you get 80% discount from the starting price it is very likely that you overpaid. Being a Caucasian male doubles the starting price. It seems to be a code of honor between the sales girls, that once you started to bargain, that they have to close the deal. So when you start making moves to leave prices drop again. Then the biggest lesson: it is a 1005 buyers market. I actually don't need any of the items (skipping 2 fancy dinners instead would save me more money), but the sales girls must sell. That's their reason for existence. So you can change the game from: she tells her price, you tell your price and you meet in the middle to: you set your price and it is deal or no deal. Of course for the sake of the ritual you give in once or twice, meaning the price you set mentally would be slightly higher that was your first statement is. The bargaining is a ritual and it is important for the girls to look like they are actually driving a hard bargain. But once you reach your price you actually will get it (at least if you are soft like me and set it way to high). Great fun to be on the power side of the bargain. Next time I'll bring the camera.

15/06/2008

Off the grid

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Surprisingly they agreed. The Nintendo DS will stay home together with the laptop. While the hotel claims to have Internet access Ernest, Anthony, SWMBO and I decided it doesn't fit to bring high-tech to a jungle holiday. We will fly to Kota Kinabalu with Silk Air and continue our trip to Mulu on a Fokker 50. I'm looking forward to a lot of activities like: bat caves, canopy skywalks, long boar river cruise and plainly doing nothing. Ida likes to have proper accommodation and wasn't exited about sleeping in tent and hammock. Luckily all these activites are within reach of civilized places.

Have a look, you might spot us at the pool.

27/05/2008

I want one!

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I have a weakness for beauty. And there are beautiful things around:



via Smashing

25/05/2008

Is that the motorbike of the future?

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This is surly not for the faint of heart:

I wouldn't mind giving it a spin.

24/05/2008

Not save for the workplace?

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See for yourself ....

09/12/2007

Technology and Magic

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The 3rd of Clarke's laws states:
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
(While Ponder Stibbons of DiskWorld fame muses "Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology. ").

Catching up on my blog reading I found a sinister addenum to Occam's razor and its cousin Hanlon's razor( "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."):

"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. "

(via raganwald'07)

17/10/2007

Which Transformer are you?

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I couldn't resist...

I AM
70%
OPTIMUS PRIME
Take the Transformers Quiz

16/10/2007

Top ten signs you work for IBM by David Letterman

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10 A picture named M2 You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
9 A picture named M3 You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear shorts to work.
8 A picture named M4 You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
7 A picture named M5 You find you really need Freelance to explain what you do for a living.
6 A picture named M6 You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
5 A picture named M7 You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
4 A picture named M8 You know the people at faraway hotels better than your next-door neighbors.
3 A picture named M9 You ask your friends to "think outside the box" when making Friday night plans.
2 A picture named M10 You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
A picture named M11 A picture named M12 And, the number one sign you work for IBM...
1 A picture named M13 You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.


Update: This seems to be old news.

16/10/2007

I want one

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One of these.

06/10/2007

Bangkok, Starbucks and a holy man

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Being on a journey makes you meet all sorts of people and hear their stories. Today before going to the airport in Bangkok I had a coffee at my favorite place. A large size hot late (venti as called in the current Starbucks lingo) is 100 Thai Bath which is about USD 3.16 or 2.24 EUR. I was approached by a man who introduced himself as Mr. Yogi. We had an very interesting exchange about life, purpose and spirituality. He shared, that he is following a holy man who has a temple in India that is helping the poor. The story sounded plausible, but in this day and age anything can be true or not. I know I have some readers in India, so eventually someone could confirm the existence of the holy man:
Gurmeet Singh
House No 3464 St. No 5
New Janta Nagar
Ludhiana, Punjab - India.
Please post a comment or drop me an email.

08/08/2007

See you on the other side

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I won't bring the laptop here and I'll leave the mobile phone at home. Family time.

See you next week!

18/04/2007

On dead students, guns and the US constitution.

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It is sad to read that innocent lives have been taken. A man made disaster, that lines up in a series of similar senseless events. But thinking of it, the sadness turns into anger. Why does that have to happen? Well guns are so readily available and seem to be part of manhood accessories, thanks to these gentlemen. The NRA sings you the siren song, that having a gun is part of being a free man, is part of the civic liberties of the United States. It is even protected by the constitution. They will recite the second amendment like a mantra: "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." And this liberty is more important than a life.
But wait a second. What does that sentence really mean? Sometimes it has its advantages not to be a native speaker, you have to lookup words and meanings.
The first striking point: the sentence starts with militia and not an individual. Is that right only meant for members of a "well regulated militia"? Given the time and context the constitution was formed, that looks rather obvious. And what does "bear arms" really mean. Webster renders two meanings: a) to carry or possess arms b) to serve as a soldier. So in the context of militia it could very well mean: "keep arms to serve as soldier in the militia."
In 2004 there were 11624 people in the US shot dead, that is 3.92 per 100000 (for comparison: Canada, just a few miles north: 0.54, Switzerland 0.50, Japan 0.04). How many more people have to die until they learn? Of course fear is a convenient control mechanism, so maybe everything works according to plan? For a more complete discussion check out the Wikipedia article.

26/03/2007

Why is Enterprise Web 2.0 like Teenage Sex?

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  • It is on everybody's mind all the time.
  • Everyone is talking about it all the time.
  • Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
  • Almost no one is really doing it.
  • The few who are doing it are
    • doing it poorly
    • sure it will be better next time
    • not practicing it safely.

13/01/2007

Five things you don't know about me

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So Kevin thinks it's my turn.
  1. As a pre-tenager I was singing in our school chorus. I had a beautiful alto voice and according to my teacher talent. Then the hormones kicked in and brought an abrupt and terminal end to my aspirations
  2. My college paper was about thermos dynamics and the Carnot cycle. As part of the preparation I acquired a set of old fridges, which I hoped to turn into a heat pump. The endeavour utterly failed but helped to found a urban legend at my college with wild stories about that student, who had all sorts of mishaps turning fridges into heat pumps.
  3. I was working for Club Aldiana as computer trainer for a while. As part of that job I had to bring computer equipment to Tunisia. There I spend a whole night being trapped at a police post since I refused to pay the officer a bribe for letting me go. I only got of the hook when the head of police arrived, who was a golf buddy of the local Aldiana manager.
  4. I was member of a motorbike club named "Die Kuhle Wampe" (named after a movie by Berthold Brecht). The club was politically active and the federal board was heavily infiltrated by the West German Communist Party. On the regional level we were much more pragmatic running campaigns for safer driving and we poked fun on the infiltrators. After that I never understood how my NATO security clearance for my national service at the German Airforce got approved.
  5. As a young IT contractor I moved to Munich. The company I was working for got into trouble with a large project delivery and couldn't pay the salaries. We were all hanging in to finally deliver (what luckily worked out and gave me both the outstanding pay as well as first-hand experience in crisis management). Due to the lack of cash I had to survive on ten bucks a week for about three month. My pride stopped me from going back to my family and ask for help. In that three month I even did a weekend trip to the Netherlands. Then hitchhiking was still an acceptable mode of transportation.

Let's see who is next.

11/12/2006

Chrismas wishes

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Could be me:

(The Santa or the boy?)

17/11/2006

vowe is a good mother!

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In time for my birthday vowe mentions my take on Lotus Expeditor on his blog. And when you get v-dotted, your page views look like this:

A picture named M2

Thats a nice birthday treat. Thx vowe.

03/11/2006

Web 2.0 anyone?

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Web Two Point Ohhhh

18/10/2006

Locate any GSM cell phone online

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Curious where your spouse is? Check it out!

01/10/2006

I belong in Fall, so why I'm living in the Tropics?

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You Belong in Fall
Intelligent, introspective, and quite expressive at times...
You appreciate the changes in color, climate, and mood that fall brings
Whether you're carving wacky pumpkins or taking long drives, autumn is a favorite time of year for you

30/07/2006

Before you call hotline the next time

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Watch this

25/06/2006

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

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I always knew it <g>
Your Birthdate: November 16
You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head.
You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking.
People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right.
You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself.

Your strength: Your original approach to thinking

Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others

Your power color: Pale blue

Your power symbol: Wavy line

Your power month: July

25/06/2006

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

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Better not show this to she-who-must-be-obeyed
Your Ideal Relationship is Polyamory
You want to have your cake... and everyone else's.
Which isn't a bad thing, if everyone else gets to eat too!
You're too much of a free spirit to be tied down by a traditional relationship.
You think relationships should be open and free, with few restrictions.

22/05/2006

Idealism and Materialism

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The two forces of Idealism and Materialism seem to struggle in an eternal fight for being the true success for mankind. As a twist of irony some of the most materialistic people (think Jacob Fugger, Henry Ford, George Soros, Bill Gates etc.) turned into the most benevolent idealists (remarkably outside their respective businesses). Now Master Nishijiama offers the conclusion: Apply Buddhist practise to both and Idealism and Materialism will form something bigger than the parts: Realism.
The planet could need much more of that!

04/05/2006

Do you prefere Microsoft or Open Source?

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This is a topic of heated discussions up to a geek vendetta. Now there is a scientific spin to it. The folks at Harvard's "Project Implicit" use a test methodology where test items are mixed with value statements. First you sort a list Microsoft - Opensource with terms like: Powerpoint, Firefox, Windows, Linux etc. Then you sort a list good - bad with items like: pleasure, pain, joy, sad.
After the initial sorting the two sets are mixed: Microsoft - good, OpenSource - bad.... and the other way around. You sort again. based on speed and error rate your subconcious preferences are discovered. Go give it a spin.

16/04/2006

Happy Easter!

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And for the majority of other faith in this part of the world: Happy spring/fertility celebration (wasn't that what the Easter egg was all about?)

13/04/2006

OpenNTF makes sexy!

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This is what happens when you wear an OpenNTF T-shirt in public.

OpenNTF makes sexy

.. the kids like it too. (Shameless plugged from
here)

28/02/2006

Reality God and the Universe

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Master Gudo NISHIJIMA God is the Universe, the Universe is God. And then the Fusion between God and the Universe is called Reality. And when we sitting in Zazen, we can sit in God, we can sit in the Universe, we can sit in act, and we can sit in Reality. Therefore we can sit in Reality.

via Dogen Sangha Blog

24/02/2006

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in?

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image You scored as Moya (Farscape). You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.

Moya (Farscape)

100%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

88%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

88%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

81%

Serenity (Firefly)

75%

SG-1 (Stargate)

63%

FBI&#039;s X-Files Division (The X-Files)

63%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

56%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

56%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

44%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

44%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

38%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in?
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24/02/2006

A Sure Sign Of the End of Civilization As We Know It

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Sesame Street in Klingon.

(via Grady Booch)

11/02/2006

4 things

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So it is going around. Now it's my turn:

Four jobs I’ve had:
  1. Warehouse worker
  2. Mover
  3. Club Animator
  4. Tutor

 
Four movies I can watch over and over:
  1. Kundun
  2. Brazil
  3. Leon
  4. Spirited away


Four places I have lived:
  1. Goldbach
  2. Hain im Spessart (actually the websites background image is the house I lived in)
  3. Greussenheim
  4. Munich

 
Four television shows I love to watch:
  1. Starship Enterprise
  2. Moonbase Alpha
  3. Tatort
  4. I don't watch TV anymore


Four places I have been on holiday:
  1. France
  2. Italy
  3. Sri Lanka
  4. Bali


Four of my favourite dishes:
  1. Laksa
  2. Wonton noodles
  3. Rojak salad
  4. Sushi


Four websites I visit daily:
  1. Bloglines
  2. Slashdot
  3. Heise
  4. Google

 
Four places I would rather be right now:
  1. in the Yellow Mountains hiking
  2. In Tibet, sitting with the monks
  3. In Bali in a nice spa
  4. In a jungle camp


So, there you go, 32 things you didn't really want to know.

10/02/2006

How many Zen Buddhists ...

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does it take to change a light bulb?

09/02/2006

One more reason to deploy Sametime

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Employee frustration is a major headache for corporations. Instead of spending on corporate counsellors and motivational programs a simple Sametime Bot can play the role of the attentive listener. And don't forget some motivational posters.

18/12/2005

What Muppet are you?

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What Muppet are you?

You are Dr. Bunson Honeydew.You love to analyse things and further the cause of science, even if you do tend to blow things up more often than not.HOBBIES:Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes, Recombining DNA to create decorative art. QUOTE:"Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and 60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will surge through your body. Ready?" FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST:John Cougar Melonhead LAST BOOK READ:"Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave Recipes" NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms.
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16/11/2005

Four ballons and three candles!

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You have one guess...

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08/11/2005

Intelligent Design --- not for the Vatican

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For Roman Catholics (still the biggest Christian group) intelligent design is a no topic. The Vatican issued a statement that sees Darwin's evolution in line with the Genesis. I'm curious how more fundamental Christian groups will take that. Anyway some of them still have to learn the difference between science and believe (via Slashdot / The Australian ).  

21/10/2005

Beijing International Airport 22:00 (GMT+8)

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The conference went very well and I'm on my way home. I arrived 10pm at Beijing International Airport, cleared checking and immigration and now have 90 minutes to kill. While a rather buy things at the airport shops, I do enjoy looking at the stuff. There are a number of beautiful shops here and even a Starbucks for a Tazo tea. There is only one little flaw -- they are all closed at 10pm. Seems there is some room for improvement. So I tried my luck with a vending machine, that promised alcohol free beer. Well out of luck too -- the machine dispensed a normal can and I don't touch alcohol for over 10 years now. But there is more to improve: China mobile provides wireless LAN at CNY 0.20/minute (that is ca. 0.024USD/minute). Unfortunately you need to be a China Mobile subscriber -- the English instructions at least didn't suggest anything else. Maybe I have more luck next time.

17/10/2005

Photo model at the Great Wall of China

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The conference is starting tomorrow, so I did some sightseeing. The Great Wall of China is on the regular tour calendar in Beijing, so off I went. I was impressed and amused.
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Impressed by the wall and amused by the local tourists...
Protective Lion on a roof GWC
Being on a picture with a Westerner seems to equally attractive for male and female locals. So I had some photo model sessions. Unfortunately my command of Mandarin is so poor, so I couldn't ask to get a copy emailed. Good fun.

28/09/2005

Drehhuette Fuessen

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Over the weekend we celebrated a distant uncle's 60th birthday on the Drehhuette in Fuessen. Fuessen is the city where Schloss Neu Schwanstein (a.k.a. Mad King's Castle, the template of Disney castle) is located. Being back to the fresh cool air of the alps was a very welcome difference to warm and humid Singapore. You could misstake me for a monk on holiday.
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30/08/2005

Coffee addiction not so bad after all!

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According to an article on Independent Coffee can be considered a health food. It is high in antioxidants even more than apples or tomatos. So next time I sit at Starbucks I can righfully tell: "I just have my anti cancer agent".

Update: Paul Benhaim draws a very different picture. In a summary of the book "The coffee blues" he brandmarks Coffee as a dangerous drug. Seems another item to let go.

16/05/2005

I made my first million today - Hanoi rocks!

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Yes.... My first million. Holding cold hard cash in my hands. Well it's rather warm and flappy and one million Vietnamese Dong (which is about 63 USD). At least now I know how it feels to be a millionaire <vbg>. Since I arrived early the afternoon I had some time to kill. I strolled from the hotel towards the "Old Quarter" where you can find a lot of early 20th century buildings filled with buzzing Vietnamese life. Originally I intended to walk but then Lam (see picture) convinced me to be my driver. For about 1.5 hours he drove me through the city Vietnamese style: Traffic signs and lights are decoration or suggestions, not rules; when you see a lot of traffic coming your way, jank your horn and keep driving. Some of the motorcycle riders actually wear helmets -- the ones you know from the Rambo movies. I had a good time, visited the old prison and the Temple of Literature, which was founded in 1070 as an university. Since my driver took some back roads I had a glimpse into Vietnamese daily life. In a rather shadowy narrow run down road, what do I see in the basement of an old house: an internet cafe (my guess about 40 screens) packed with young people. Some stuff seems to be the same everywhere.

15/04/2005

Now listening

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I am feeling a bit imbalanced and exhausted recently. Nothing wrong said the physician, so something more subtle needs a fix. Playing this every evening for bedtime now, seems to help. From the cover:

Aeoliah: The Seven Chakras - Crystal Illumination is an interdimensional musical journey through the seven vital energy centres in man also known as chakras and energy vortexes. Each centre radiates a particular energy and activity that directly corresponds to all our emotions, feelings, desires and thoughts. Each centre also corresponds directly to our bodily functions especially the endocrine system which regulates the glandular and metabolic activity in our bodies. When these seven energy centres are in balance and alignment with each other, they radiate a purity of health, vitality and energy that reflects in our aura as crystal rainbow-white light. Each musical section corresponds directly to each chakra, starting at the base of the spine, harmonizing and balancing the energy in that area.

14/04/2005

What Is your Dominant Intelligence?

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Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence

You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others. Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel. You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations. A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict. You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.



 

16/11/2004

Birthday Surprise

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A picture named M2 No, no surprise party, but a bunch of thoughtful business people. My friends at SUN Microsystems Singapore surprised me with a copy of Sun Java Desktop System. But the biggest one: Martin Coles, President of Starbucks Coffee International did send me the Starbucks book. I'm impressed.

16/11/2004

Do I smell birthday cake?

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I added some changes to wissel.net. Most visible is the layout. The sidebar turned orange and moved to the left. I also added an image that locates readers based on the IP address (When clicking on the image you see the big picture and how you can add that to your own blog/website). I would like to know who you are! Post a reply or send a message!
Happy day to all of you!
stw

10/11/2004

Now listening

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A local cover band. Pretty good voices.

24/09/2004

Now reading...

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Manual of the warrior of light.

Every warrior of light has felt afraid of going into battle.
Every warrior of light has, at some time in the past, lied or betrayed someone.
Every warrior of light has trodden a path that was not his.
Every warrior of light has suffered for the most trivial of reasons.
Every warrior of light has, at least once, believed that he was not a warrior of light.
Every warrior of light has failed in his spiritual duties.
Every warrior of light has said 'yes' when he wanted to say 'no'.
Every warrior of light has hurt someone he loved.
That is why he is a warrior of light, because he has been through all this and yet has never lost hope of being better than he is.

(C) 1997 Paulo Coelho, Published here without asking him.

... sounds so familiar to me ....  

17/08/2004

What is the height of globalization?

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Princess Diana's death!
How come?

08/06/2004

English explained

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On a tshirt of a teenager the other day: BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Charming
Horny

23/05/2004

Shrek II- Hilarious!

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Anthony and Ernest love their toons. Since we introduced them to the big screen with "Finding Nemo", they love the full movie package:
Dinner at the Sushi Bar, Movie tickets, big popcorn (the VERY big one) and "Gassy drinks" (soda pops are not citizens of our fridge, so they are special). This weekend we went seeing Shrek II. I'm usually a bit sceptical about sequels, but this one was hilarious. I'm well trained in Grimm's fairy tales, so I had a good laugh on all the tales jokes and I got some of the Hollywood jokes too.
What amazed me, is the thin line they were able to walk. The movie is innocent enough to be good family fun and juicy enough to send your phantasy spinning (if you understand the clues).
Best preparation: get into the mood by watching the DVD first. I'm waiting for the Shrek midnight double feature coming up.

14/05/2004

Good or Bad - The man with the knife

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Being educated in the West, I'm used to think in dualism: Nice - Nasty, Good - Bad, Love - Hate. Now I'm living in Asia and got in touch with Taoism and Buddhism. Both challenge the dualistic view, which is mind-blowing for a Westerner. It condenses in the first verse of the Tao De King: The true Tao is beyond words. As a trainer I always try to brake things down into easy digestible lessons, so here is my take one.
Imagine: In front of you stands a man. He is wearing a mask. He holds a sharp knife. He looks very determined to cut you open and he looks like that he is used to this type of action.

Is that good or bad?

21/04/2004

Back to the dark ages?

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In the recent issue of fortune magazine, there was a report on population growth on planet earth. Standing at 6 billion, there won't be the doomsday szenario of this number beeing doubled.

The estimates are, that earth's population will reach its peak at 9 billion, somewhen 20 years down the road and then start to shrink. This has a lot of implications (read the article for details).

One I found specifically frightening: while most people would reduce the number of children (if they have any) in favor of personal well beeing, religious conservatives (of any religion) would outbreed (be fruitful!) the more liberal minded population.

So withing 3-4 generations we could be back at the mindset, that made the middle ages the "dark ages". So will all progress in civil development, most notably the right of self expression, go down the drain?

01/04/2004

Pali Chanting --- free online music

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It's kind of interesting how communication channels work. After commenting on Volker's music industry boycott, quite a number of people, known and unknown ones asked me about the Pali Chanting music. Pali was the language Lord Buddha has spoken. You can find the music online free for download. And Lord Buddha will be delighted, when you listen.
There is also a translation into English available there, in case you don't speak Pali.

30/03/2004

Been there, done that.

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15% down, 85% to go...

create your own visited country map or write about it on the open travel guide

28/03/2004

How Socialism will take over the US

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I know the title is a bit provocative. Bear with me and follow how the idea unfolds. I'm not saying that this a good thing or a bad thing. It is simply something that is not too unlikely to happen. So here is the plot:
The growth of the US economy is fuelled by robust growth of consumer spending. This spending is financed to a good degree by borrowing against the increasing values of houses. So the interest rates and house prices determine the money available for consumer spending. This can't grow indefinitely and the number of jobs not appearing suggest, that the combined consumers spending power needs to rely on an increase of the individual spending, rather than an increase of individuals spending.
So, once the interest increases or the house prices level off, this would spell an end to the growth... Unless you make more money available otherwise. The government uses tax cuts, that might work for a while until the deficit strangles it. This is where Socialism, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae kick in.
We all know, that our monthly mortgage payments consist of interest and capital payment. Getting back the capital isn't that interesting for the lender, since they need to look for a new borrower to continue making money.
So it is only a question of time until the "perpetual mortgage" will be introduced by the Freddie & Fannie. With one strike your pocket will have the money you needed for capital payment available for spending. This possibility is so simple and so tempting, that you will see it happen big scale sooner as you might think.
Actually, since Freddie & Fannie are government backed entities, you do not actually own your house anymore, but the government (there are the security owners in between, but ultimately its the government).
Government owning the houses of its citizens is called Socialism <vbg>.

So what do you think? (I'm more interested in you view of the financial construct, less my provocative label, but every comment is welcome).

11/03/2004

The Latte test

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I have to admit that I'm a Cafe Latte addict.

Here in Singapore the big contenders are there: Starbucks, Spinelli, CoffeeBean, Coffeeclub and some smaller ones. The latest entry in the race is McCafe, McDonalds' take on Starbucks. McCafe is well styled, however you can see, that the staff is new and needs to practice. I wonder if McCafe is already active in the US?
Coffeclub has the best deal on WiFi (20SGD flat for Pacific Internet subscribers, 25SGD for the rest), but Starbucks has the most friendly staff (you actually can flirt with them and that is something remarkable in this part of the world!), the best locations (between my office, the MRT and my gym) AND the best Latte in town. The only drawback are prices. A local coffeeshop charges 0.80SGD for a coffee mug, the Latte goes at 5.25SGD. (The joke goes: Starbucks Latte goes at 0.75SGD, but you must buy a mandatory 4.50SGD Starbucks experience). Internet, provided by Singtel, is 0.30SGD/min with no cap and that's a show stopper for always on.
How much is a Grande Latte and Internet elsewhere?

15/02/2004

Valentines day --- beyond the commerce

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It doesn't interest me what you do for a living.
I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.
It doesn't interest me how old you are.
I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for dreams, for the adventure of being alive.
It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon,
I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain!
I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own; without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it.
I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own; if you can dance with wildness and let ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without
cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human.
It doesn't interest me if the story you're telling me is true.
I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself; if you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul.
I want to know if you can be faithful and therefore trustworthy.
I want to know if you can see beauty even if it's not pretty every day, and if you can source your life from God's presence.
I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine, and still stand on the edge of a lake and shout to the silver moon, "Yes!"
It doesn't interest me where you live or how much money you have.
I want to know if you can get up after the night of grief and despair, weary, bruised to the bone, and do what needs to be done for the children.
It doesn't interest me who you are, how you came to be here.
I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back.
It doesn't interest me where or what or with whom you have studied.
I want to know what sustains you from the inside, when all else falls away.
I want to know if you can be alone with yourself; and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments.


by Oriah Mountain Dreamer
(from the book "Spiritual Intelligence")

20/01/2004

What color are you?

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Rock started it, so I had to follow. Deep Pink in my culture is associated with the high priests. So should I change my title "NotesSensei" to something more?

you are deeppink
#FF1493

Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.

Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative.

Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

18/12/2003

Who in Finding Nemo are you?

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I'm the small fish with big plans!
You are NEMO!
What Finding Nemo Character are You?

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10/12/2003

Anger

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When I grew up, there was a time where I got very angry. Not angry on someone or something specific. Angry with the world. My parents told me, that this was a clear sign of my puberty kicking in full swing. They told me, that I'll become rebellious and will try to stem against the mainstream. Of course I dismissed that as an ol' folks lecture.... and became rebellious. I drove anything that had two wheels and an engine (finally a fast motorbike) and my leather suite became my second skin. As an IBM intern I was wearing espadrilles explaining the customers it is to avoid static electricity.
Later I learned, that this anger would cede once adulthood has been achieved. So now, 25 years later, I have to ask myself: did I miss it? I'm perceived as very calm, patient, listening, but under the hood that anger never stopped boiling.

27/08/2003

What movie are you?

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Well, I've been though the OS test (Slackware UNIX), the SiFi Test (Princess Lea), so now it's the movie..... CWINDOWSDesktopLotR.JPG
Lord of the Rings!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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