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Top ten signs you work for IBM by David Letterman

10 A picture named M2 You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
9 A picture named M3 You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear shorts to work.
8 A picture named M4 You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
7 A picture named M5 You find you really need Freelance to explain what you do for a living.
6 A picture named M6 You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
5 A picture named M7 You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
4 A picture named M8 You know the people at faraway hotels better than your next-door neighbors.
3 A picture named M9 You ask your friends to "think outside the box" when making Friday night plans.
2 A picture named M10 You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
A picture named M11 A picture named M12 And, the number one sign you work for IBM...
1 A picture named M13 You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.


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Gravatar Image1 - Here is another one, You want to sametime your daughter to tell her to practice piano when you work at home.

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